Why Don’t Americans wear masks? Because they are narcissistic and psychopathic and just mean.

I was shocked, yes shocked, to learn that Americans are considered more narcissistic than people of other countries. That is the conclusion of actual, peer-reviewed psychological research.

That is why we won’t wear masks. Because we’re narcissists. Thus sayeth the Washington Post.

I can’t think of anything to say that would contradict that assessment. Americans are more narcissistic than people of other countries. Not all of us are, but a lot. A lot of us are rude, aggressive, short-tempered, and just plain mean. A lot of us are even psychopathic sociopathic. We would deny it, but it’s true.

I’m going to do something highly narcissistic. I’m going to leave this post short and sweet. I have some ‘personal’ things to worry about– my wife is sick, and she needs my help. You’ll have to do without my wonderful posts for a day or two.