A thirty-two year old Texas man was witnessed on March 1 by his neighbor having sexual intercourse with the chain-link fence between their lawns. Apparently, the man was intoxicated; when he saw that his neighbor noticed him urinating on the fence, he disrobed and used his erect penis to violate an aperture in the fence. She called the police, who arrested him for indecent exposure (a misdemeanor, for which he was released on his own recognizance.) The woman who witnessed this act of love (bestiality?) is said to have requested that her eyes be washed out with soap (just kidding). See the arrest document at “The Smoking Gun” here; they called it “an illicit tryst” with a fence.
More Blooming Peach Trees
Blooming on March 12, 2017, and heavily Photoshopped to hide the shadows and bring out the hot pink.
Also recorded the same day and time with my camera phone, but not Photoshopped.
Peach Tree in Bloom
Peach tree in bloom March 11, 2017
Blooming Almonds, Last Stage, March 10, 2017
Thoroughly Photoshopped. Most of flowers have fallen to ground.
More blooms. Rows between trees have been disced to remove weeds.
Almond and Plum Blossoms, March 8, 2017
Remnants of blossoms, almond trees, March 8, 2017
Plum blossoms, March 8, 2017
Cheeto Jesus
Cheeto Jesus, or the orange jackal.
Late Blooming Almonds
Almonds blooming on March 3, 2017– enhanced with Photoshop
Early Blooming Peach Tree
An early-blooming peach tree at 2;30 PM on March 1, 2017
Blooming Almonds on February 27
Blooming almonds on February 27, 2017
Blooming Almonds at Dawn February 25
Blooming almonds at dawn on February 25, 2017
